Welcome to the official Camp-man site!!!
We first met Camp-man (Tom Adams) when he started at our school in year 7. We decided to call him camp-man because he had a lady's shoulder bag (courtesy of Grant) and he also has the camp hair style. Were not quite sue whether he knows what the word camp means beacuse every time we shout 'CAMP MAN' he smiles. Recently we found out he fancies Clarky's girlfriend's sister. Because of this we were going to start calling him Bi-man but that doesn't sound half as good as Camp-man. But we are a bit annoyed now, because he doesn't have his lady's shoulderbag anymore because vinnie broke it. We are also annoyed because we are leaving on Thursday and we will never be able to see him again (by the way, me, nick and benji are not gay and we do not fancy camp-man) but me and nick will get our brothers to keep us updated. (and benji said he will get his brother to keep us updated also despite the fact he doesn't have a brother). Anyhoo, enjoy the site!!! (this site isn't just about camp-man, it also includes pictures of oscar (clarkys cat), the giant whack it penis we found in clarky's hedge and anyhting else that me, nick benji, clarky or Ashley can be bothered to put on here) ENJOY!!!Oscar
Oscar is Clarky's cat and he is ginger just like clarky!! Ha Ha!! We dont really know much about oscar, but what we do know is that he is 17. He was sick behind clarky's sofa on friday night while we were all sleeping!!THE TRACTORS
In Clarky's garden there are these two toy tractors (the ones you sit on and pedal around) so me and nick got the smallest one out and i thought it would be a good idea to push him around on it. So he got on it and I started to push him down the garden and the front wheel broke off. I tried to fix it but then broke the whole axel. Then I got on the bigger tractor and got benji to push down to the bottom of the garden and then back up to the top. As i was getting near the top I decided to steer it into nick and he wasn't having any of, so he pulled me off and he hit my knee on the steering wheel and i was rolling around on the floor for about 10 minutes!!THE PUB
Every thursday night me benji jamie and clarkey used 2 go down the pub (the hunters inn) 2 play bingo!!!!!! it rules. Any way one night there was this really drunk bloke who was absolutley bladdered and i mean totally rated. This bloke decided that he would tell clarky that he used 2 have bright ginger hair just like his, when he obviously didnt, coz the hair that he did have was blatantly brown. But the funniest bit was that when clarky asked him a question which i cant remember what, the drunk bloke said "for u racheal my dear i'll do anything". It was hilarious beleive me. And on top of that wen he left we nicked his bingo ticket and he'd circled the number that gets u a free drink. So we decided 2 take it up 2 the bar and blag a drink and the number hadnt even been called out.Birthday Cake pen
The birthday cake is another legand. It belongs 2 me (nick) and it is very addicted. Basically its a pen which smells of birthdaycake. I gambled the whole content of my pencl case with clarky 2 get my hands on it but it was worth it. It smells so good that a number of people have tried to steel it!!! Mainly Sam Price!! He nicked it but i managed 2 get it back off him and now it is safe in my pencil case.Dr Phillips da man
In year nine nick benji and jamie where all in the same science class and we had Dr phillips. She is da man and it was a rite laugh. Nick burnt bens hand wen we kinda over heated some stuff and put 2 much mixture in. Also there was this huge plant in a big bowl of water and nick decided it would b a good idea 2 push it towards benji, it kinda tipped over and went all over the floor and on some yr 11 books, which nick hid in the cuboard. Any way Dr Phillips follows us every where, we r always seeing her in barnstaple and she even came 2 the lovvacott sevens (our locall fate) !!!!!!!! i Fink shes stalking us, but thts ok coz she is the man
